PigorWitch
Amanisdrivingupasteep,narrowmountainroad.Awomanisdrivingdownthesameroad.Astheypasseachother,thewomanleansoutofthewindowandyells"PIG!!"Themanimmediatelyleansoutofhiswindowandreplies,"WITCH(女巫)!!"Theyeachcontinueontheirway,andasthemanroundsthenextcorner,hecrashesintoapiginthemiddleoftheroad.Ifonlymenwouldlisten.
猪还是女巫
一个男人在一条陡峭狭窄的山路上驾车，一个女人相向驾车而来。他们相遇时，那个女的从窗中伸出头来叫到：“猪！！”那个男的立即从窗中伸出头来回敬道：“女巫！！”他们继续前行。这个男的在下一个路口转弯时，撞上了路中间的一头猪。要是这个男的能听懂那个女人的意思就好了。