TwoLinesInHeaven
Everybodyonearthdiesandgoestoheaven.
Godcomesandsays"Iwantthementomaketwolines.
Onelineforthementhatdominatedtheirwomenonearth
andtheotherlineforthementhatwerewhippedbytheirwomen.
Also,IwantallthewomentogowithStPeter."
Saidanddone,andtherearetwolines.Thelineofthemen
thatwerewhippedwas100mileslong,
andthelineofmenthatdominatedwomen,therewasonlyoneman.
Godgotmadandsaid."Youmenshouldbeashamedofyourselves.
Icreatedyouinmyimageandyouwereallwhippedbyyourmates.
Lookattheonlyoneofmysonsthatstoodupandmademeproud.
Learnfromhim!Tellthem,myson,
howdidyoumanagetobetheonlyoneonthatline?"
Themansaid,"Idon'tknow,mywifetoldmetostandhere."
世上的每一个人都上了天堂神说:
"要男人分成两队,一是在世上控制女人的男人,
另一是被女人鞭打的男人.
另外女子自成一队,跟着圣彼德去."
队伍列好后,一是被女人鞭打的,
有100英里长,一是在世上控制女人的,
仅有一人.
神生气的说:"你们男人应该感到羞耻,
我按照自己的形象创造了你们,
而你们被女子鞭打.看看,我唯一的儿子,
站着使我骄傲.你们应该向他学习.
告诉他们,儿子,
你如何成为唯一站在这一队上的?"
这男子回说:"我不知道,我太太叫我站在这的!"