4NewFathers
FourexpectantfatherswereinaMinneapolishospitalwaitingroomwhiletheirwiveswereinlabor.Thenursearrivedandproudlyannouncedtothefirstman,"Congratulations,sir.You'rethefatheroftwins!"
"Whatacoincidence!IworkfortheMinnesotaTwinsBaseballteam!"
Laterthenursereturnedandcongratulatedthesecondfatheronthebirthofhistriplets.
"Wow!That'sincredible!Iworkforthe3MCorporation."
Anhourlater,thenursereturnedtocongratulatethethirdmanonthebirthofhisquadruplets.Stunned,hebarelycouldreply,"Idon'tbelieveit!IworkfortheFourSeasonsHotel!"
Afterthis,everyoneturnedtothefourthguywhohadjustfainted.Thenurserushedtohisside.Asheslowlygainedconsciousness,theycouldhearhimmutteroverandover,"Ishouldneverhavetakenthatjobat7-Eleven.Ishouldneverhavetakenthatjobat7-Eleven.Ishouldneverhavetakenthatjob...."