需要推一下吗 Need a push?
HUNG · 2008-08-22 13:52 · 30041 次点击
需要推一下吗Needapush?
Amanisinbedasleepwithhiswifewhenthereisarat-a-tat-tatonthedoor.
Herollsoverandlooksathisclock,andit'shalfpastthreeinthemorning."I'mnotgettingoutofbedatthistime",hethinks,androllsover.
Then,alouderknockfollows."Aren'tyougoingtoanswerthat?"sayshiswife.
Sohedragshimselfoutofbed,andgoesdownstairs.
Heopensthedoorandthereismanstandingthere.Itdidn'ttakethehomeownerlongtorealizethemanwasdrunk.
"Hithere."slursthestranger,"Canyougivemeapush??"
"No,getlost(走开!),it'shalfpastthree.Iwasinbed."saysthemanandslamsthedoor.
Hegoesbackuptobedandtellshiswifewhathappenedandshesays"Dave,thatwasn'tveryniceofyou.Remember
thatnightwebrokedownonthepouringrainonthewaytopickthekidsupfromthebaby-sitterandyouhadtoknockonthatman'shousetogetusstartedagain?Whatwouldhavehappenedifhe'dtoldustogetlost??"
"Buttheguywasdrunk."saysthehusband.
"Itdoesn'tmatter."saysthewife."Heneedsourhelp,therightthingtodowouldbetohelphim."
Sothehusbandoutofbedagain,getsdressed,andgoesdownstairs.Heopensthedoor,andnotbeingabletoseethestrangeranywhereheshouts:"Hey,doyoustillwantapush??"andhehearsavoicecryout"Yeahplease."
So,stillbeingunabletoseethestrangerheshouts:"Whereareyou?"
Andthestrangerreplies:"I'moverhere,onyourswing(秋千)."