英語小幽默

  HUNG ·  2008-01-18 10:15  ·  37212 次点击
Ateacher
TEACHER:Whatdoyoucallapersonwhokeepsontalkingwhenpeoplearenolongerinterested?
PUPILS:Ateacher
结婚付出的代价
Alittleboyaskedhisfather,"Daddy,howmuchdoesitcosttogetmarried?"
Thefatherreplied,"Idon'tknow,son.I'mstillpaying!!"

9 条回复

lzlj2008  2008-02-01 13:10
恩~~~写的不错~
Thanks~~~
班门弄斧了啊~~
yather.bill  2008-02-01 11:26
Good ider!
dhj0136  2008-01-29 11:48
Teacher:Why are you late for school every morning?
Tom:Every time I come to the corner,a sign says,"School-Go slow".
老师:为什么你每天早晨都迟到?
汤姆:每当我经过学校的拐角处,僦看见一个牌子仩写着"学校----慢行".
huang1982  2008-01-27 17:42
不错!
chinagaow  2008-01-19 21:31
哈哈哈!虽然我的英语水平很菜,但是我还是发现您的幽默很有意思哦!希望我们一起分享快乐!楼主:祝您周末愉快啊!
xalm520  2008-01-19 17:23
thank you
yszrain  2008-01-19 09:45
Like Mark Twain 's humor. Thank you!
HUNG  2008-01-18 10:17
Let me take it down
An elephant said to a mouse ,"No doubt that you are
the smallest and most useless thing that I have ever seen ."
"Please ,say it again . Let me take it down ." the mouse
said . " I will tell a flea what I know."
为我所用
一头大象对一只小老鼠说:“你无疑是我见过的最小、最没用的东西。”
“请再说一遍,让我把它记下来。”老鼠说。“我要讲给我认识的一只跳蚤听。
HUNG  2008-01-18 10:16
Never Let it Go Out
概不外借
Mark Twain once went to borrow a certain book from a neighbour in Tarry town. "May I borrow a book from you?" he asked politely. "Yes,you're more than welcome to it," the neighbour told him. "But I must ask you to read it here. You know I make a rule never to let any book go out of my library."
Some days later the neighbour wished to borrow Twain's machine for cutting grass in the garden. "Why,certainly," Twain told him,"You're more than welcome to it. But I must ask you to use it here. You know that I make it a rule never to let it go out of my garden."

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