Perfectbreasts
Aguywalkingdownthestreetseesawomanwithperfectbreasts.
Hesaystoher"HeyMiss,wouldyouletmebiteyourbreastsfor100
dollars?
"Areyounuts?",shereplies.Andkeepswalkingaway.
Heturnsaround,runsaroundtheblockandgetstothecornerbeforeshe
does."Wouldyouletmebiteyourbreastsfor1,000dollars?"heasks
again.
"Listensir,I'mnotthatkindofwoman.Gotit?"
Sotheguyrunsagainaroundthenextblockandfacesheragain:"Would
youletmebiteyourbreastsjustoncefor10,000dollars?"
Shethinksaboutitforawhileand"Hmmm10,000dollars,eh?OK,just
once,butnothere.Let'sgotothatdarkalleyoverthere".
Sotheywenttothatalleyandshetakesofftheblousetorevealthe
mostperfectbreastsintheworld.Assoonasheseesthemhejumpsonthem
andstartscaressingthem,fondlingthem,kissingthem,buryinghisfacein
them...butnotbiting.
Intheendthewomangetsallannoyedandasks:"Areyougonnabitethem
orwhat?"
"Nah",hereplies."Coststoomuch."