I know who god is!

  HUNG · 2008-08-22 13:51 · 25369 次点击

Iknowwhogodis!
Aboysaystohermother,"Mom,isGodamanorwoman?"
Themomthinksawhileandsays,"Well,son,Godisbothmanandwoman."
Thesonisconfused,soheasks,"IsGodblackorwhite?"
Themotherreplies,"Godisbothblackandwhite,honey."
Theson,stillcurious,saysafterawhile,"IsGodgayorstraight,mommy?"
Themother,gettingalittleworried,answers,"Son,Godisbothgayand
straight.
Thesonthinksaboutit,andhisfacelightsupwhenhethinkshefinallyhas
answeredhisquestion:"IsGodMichaelJackson?"
儿子：妈妈，上帝是白人还是黑人？
妈妈：宝贝，上帝是白人也是黑人！
儿子：那上帝是男人还是女人？
妈妈：宝贝，上帝是男人也是女人！
儿子：哦。我知道了，上帝是迈克尔·杰克逊！

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qinfulei 2008-10-14 08:00: 谢谢楼主的分享

pianocao 2008-10-02 10:28: This is good for English study

xuxiang309 2008-09-05 13:05: A boy says to her mother, "Mom, is God a man or woman?"
儿子问妈妈：“妈妈，上帝是男人还是女人？”
The mom thinks a while and says, "Well, son, God is both man and woman."
妈妈想了一会儿说：“好啊，儿子，上帝既是男人又是女人。”
The son is confused, so he asks, "Is God black or white?"
儿子迷惑了，于是问：“是黑人还是白人？”
The mother replies, "God is both black and white, honey."
妈妈回答说：“甜心，上帝既是黑人又是白人。”
The son, still curious, says after a while, "Is God gay or straight, mommy?"
儿子仍然好奇，于是又问：“妈妈，上帝是同性恋还是异性恋？”
The mother, getting a little worried, answers, "Son, God is both gay and
straight.
妈妈有点担心了，回答说：儿子，上帝既是同性恋又是异性恋。”
The son thinks about it, and his face lights up when he thinks he finally has
answered his question: "Is God Michael Jackson?"
儿子想了又想，脸色逐渐开朗，最后说:"是迈克尔·杰克逊吧？“

xuxiang309 2008-09-05 12:50: 楼主翻译本人不敢苟同

东方 2008-09-04 23:17: 是男的还是女的

I know who god is!

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