I know who god is!
HUNG · 2008-08-22 13:51 · 25040 次点击
Iknowwhogodis!
Aboysaystohermother,"Mom,isGodamanorwoman?"
Themomthinksawhileandsays,"Well,son,Godisbothmanandwoman."
Thesonisconfused,soheasks,"IsGodblackorwhite?"
Themotherreplies,"Godisbothblackandwhite,honey."
Theson,stillcurious,saysafterawhile,"IsGodgayorstraight,mommy?"
Themother,gettingalittleworried,answers,"Son,Godisbothgayand
straight.
Thesonthinksaboutit,andhisfacelightsupwhenhethinkshefinallyhas
answeredhisquestion:"IsGodMichaelJackson?"
儿子:妈妈,上帝是白人还是黑人?
妈妈:宝贝,上帝是白人也是黑人!
儿子:那上帝是男人还是女人?
妈妈:宝贝,上帝是男人也是女人!
儿子:哦。我知道了,上帝是迈克尔·杰克逊!