趣味英语
pianocao · 2008-03-19 11:42 · 39929 次点击
Amalecrabmetafemalecrabandaskedhertomarryhim.Shenoticedthathewaswalkingstraightinsteadofsideways.Wow,shethought,thiscrabisreallyspecial.Ican'tlethimgetaway.Sotheygotmarriedimmediately.
Thenextdayshenoticedhernewhusbandwakingsidewayslikealltheothercrabs,andgotupset."Whathappened?"sheasked."Youusedtowalkstraightbeforeweweremarried."
"Oh,honey,"hereplied,"Ican'tdrinkthatmucheveryday.
不能让他跑了
一只雄蟹遇到一只雌蟹,便要娶她为妻。她注意到他走路是直着走,而不是横着走。哇!她想,这只雄蟹可真特别,我可不能让他跑了。因此他们立刻结婚了。
第二天,她又发现她的新郎像其他蟹一样横着走路了。她深感不安。“你怎么了?”她问,“我们结婚前你可是直着走路的。”
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他回答说,哦,宝贝,我不可能每天都喝那么多