趣味英语

  pianocao ·  2008-03-19 11:42  ·  39929 次点击
Amalecrabmetafemalecrabandaskedhertomarryhim.Shenoticedthathewaswalkingstraightinsteadofsideways.Wow,shethought,thiscrabisreallyspecial.Ican'tlethimgetaway.Sotheygotmarriedimmediately.
Thenextdayshenoticedhernewhusbandwakingsidewayslikealltheothercrabs,andgotupset."Whathappened?"sheasked."Youusedtowalkstraightbeforeweweremarried."
"Oh,honey,"hereplied,"Ican'tdrinkthatmucheveryday.
不能让他跑了
一只雄蟹遇到一只雌蟹,便要娶她为妻。她注意到他走路是直着走,而不是横着走。哇!她想,这只雄蟹可真特别,我可不能让他跑了。因此他们立刻结婚了。
第二天,她又发现她的新郎像其他蟹一样横着走路了。她深感不安。“你怎么了?”她问,“我们结婚前你可是直着走路的。”
想知道雄螃蟹是怎么回答的吗?请大家把自己的答案发出来,看看谁回答的最好。
他回答说,哦,宝贝,我不可能每天都喝那么多

9 条回复

YKXJ  2008-03-28 12:25
laughably!thanks.
王敏  2008-03-26 09:03
"哦,亲爱的, "雄蟹回答说: "我不能每一天喝那么多啊。
xuanyuanjian  2008-03-26 08:57
i want to know the answer of the male crab.
renshan_lu  2008-03-25 22:32
"Oh, honey, " he replied, "I can't drink that much every day. 这不就是答案吗?
HUNG  2008-03-20 08:09
趣味英语
A male crab met a female crab and asked her to marry him. She noticed that he was walking straight instead of sideways. Wow, she thought, this crab is really special. I can't let him get away .So they got married immediately.

The next day she noticed her new husband waking sideways like all the other crabs, and got upset. "What happened?" she asked. "You used to walk straight before we were married."

"Oh, honey, " he replied, "I can't drink that much every day.



不能让他跑了

一只雄蟹遇到一只雌蟹,便要娶她为妻。她注意到他走路是直着走,而不是横着走。哇!她想,这只雄蟹可真特别,我可不能让他跑了。因此他们立刻结婚了。

第二天,她又发现她的新郎像其他蟹一样横着走路了。她深感不安。“你怎么了?”她问,“我们结婚前你可是直着走路的。”

想知道雄螃蟹是怎么回答的吗?请大家把自己的答案发出来,看看谁回答的最好。
rjllzq  2008-03-20 07:46
我也不猜了,直接看答案
pianocao  2008-03-19 12:25
好的。希望能和大家共同进步
chinagaow  2008-03-19 12:20
楼主,希望您的天天学英语每天都要坚持下去哦!
我的英语水平已经提高了!
感激您的大力支持!
chinagaow  2008-03-19 12:08
哦!亲爱的!您说得非常正确,因为我不能象以前那样喝那么多多的酒啊?!

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